Dear You,

no, I haven't fully thought this out yet.

But if you are a single woman in Melbourne who doesn't have time or energy for a relationship right now but would enjoy some consolation simple casual fun stress relief (wink wink :-) then perhaps chat me up. It is a shame that our girl and boy bits are missing out on the good times they're made for. Yes, I know we can take care of things singly, but it sure is much nicer with company. (long pause) heck I can't get this next sentence to be both coherent and publicly-acceptable, but: it is possible to care about someone without being in love.

All you have to do is SMS me on 0493453939. I am exceedingly easy to chat up. Just say hi. No pressure, no stress. We can have a fun text conversation whilst getting to know each other, and if it turns out that no-strings friendly sex is not really your cup of tea, then no worries: let's call it bonus practice for you chatting up the real Mr Right when he rides into your life. Or an interesting conversation starter for your next girls' night out.

Age 20-40
Usual DDF and HWP within reason would be nice.
Single.
Single mum even better.
Imperfect is perfect.

On a related note: a surprising number of people are on those SSRI anti-depressants (and that's just people I know about). If you're curious about whether a good dose of feeling good might also be effective in brightening up life, then... we should get together to study this. In the name of science. Naturally.

Also, now that I think about it: even if you're just looking for some entertaining textual intercourse but not planning to follow through, chat me up anyway. I've just come out of a particularly enchanting re-connection, and the texting was a large part of what made it special.

I'd write more about myself, but I need to keep a low profile here. If you're a single mum, you'll know what I'm talking about. Once we're texting, we'll soon know each other well.

(ok, back to watching Hunted - not quite as much fun as being with you, but it's all I've got at the moment :-)




































































































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